Maybe the Thanksgiving spirit is under my skin. Maybe I just want to let people know I appreciate them. But after my article on Appreciating Tim Duncan earlier this week, I found another person worthy of my appreciation last night — Sheryl Crow.
The circumstances were very similar — I was passing out on my couch when Miss Crow came onto my TV screen — she was performing on Palladia. Now let me say this — Damnnnnn Sheryl. Ain’t you good to look at. And you can play the guitar and actually sing — I dig it. But let’s make one thing clear, this is not Bartstool Sports. I don’t need to show half-naked pictures of celebrity ass in order to get people to read my site — sex sells Prez, you’re no genius.
That said, I think that Sheryl is worth appreciating for one reason in particular — sure she’s a babe, she’s got talent, and she’s got staying power — but ladies and gentlemen, she’s 48 years old. I kid you not. I may never have seen a better looking 48-year-old. She’s kind of got a Jennifer Anniston thing going on, which I also dig. Who wouldn’t? She’s in such good shape that she was on the cover of SHAPE magazine, and I guess this makes sense — I mean she was hanging out with Lance Armstrong for quite some time there.
Her looks and talent aside, I think Sheryl and I are highly compatible — every time she sings her hit “All I want to do is have some fun,” I can’t help but thinking, “That’s all I want to do too Sheryl!” Clearly we share a similar philosophy on life. Hell ya, we’d vibe.
48 years old…..really?