Charlie Sheen Exposed!

Charlie Sheen

I apologize for the National Enquirer-esque headline, but it turns out that we’ve all been deceived. Charlie Sheen isn’t who we thought he is. No, he’s not Charlie Sheen the cocaine and stripper loving party animal bizarre-o we’ve gotten to know so well this past couple of weeks.

He is Carlos Irwin Estevez!

Kills some of the glamour, doesn’t it? Turns out Carlos borrowed Sheen from his father, who adopted it as a screen name long ago. The man has been living a lie ever since. Did you also know that Chuck/Carlos has been a major proponent of the 9/11 Truth Movement, stating in 2006 that the collapse of the twin towers looked awfully like controlled demolition to him? In 2009 he even appealed to Barak Obama, asking him to open up an investigation into the matter.

Only one Carlos. So little time. So much winning still to do.

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13 responses to “Charlie Sheen Exposed!

  1. Kevin Youkillis

    Although this was apparently common knowledge, I only found this out a few weeks ago when I learned he was brothers with Emilio Estevez, who had in fact kept the family name. That knowledge blew my mind.

    I also learned from one of his interviews this week that he is in fact not Thomas Jefferson, as he stated “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p***y.”

  2. A. Rab Money

    I personally admire any man who while under so much scrutiny can simply start calling his home “Sober Valley Lodge” and declare that he can overcome addiction by simply using his mind. Winning.

  3. j-bone

    This is a melt down that has not been seen since the Williams table flipping and tears breakdown of 2008.

  4. Alan Weeks

    I will not sit here and let the coolest man alive be slandered. And who says that George W. Bush and the Aliens didn’t cause 9/11?

  5. Teck

    My cousins husband swears by that 9/11 stuff. When the extended family comes down to visit he talks about that stuff nonstop…its strange too casue hes really normal but as soon as he starts going about 9/11 he goes nuts.

    old news on the estevez

  6. Dan

    It’s insane that he’s getting more media attention than anything else right now. I’ve been looking at his quotes on he’s absolutely insane

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